Warning: Below is a current assessment as of March 9th 2022 of where it appears the candidates are likely to finish up on the first count. The entrails used to make this determination were all organically fed and lived free range until their timely demise in service of a greater good.
All wagers made on the basis of this projection is at the reader’s own risk. Your mileage may vary.
| Candidate | Votes | % |
| Tom Clonan | 2451 | 21.12% |
| Hugo MacNeill | 2074 | 17.87% |
| Maureen Gaffney | 1963 | 16.92% |
| Patricia McKenna | 994 | 8.57% |
| Ursula Quill | 707 | 6.09% |
| Ray Bassett | 689 | 5.94% |
| Hazel Chu | 624 | 5.38% |
| Catherine Stocker | 567 | 4.89% |
| Sadhbh O’Neill | 413 | 3.56% |
| Gisèle Scanlon | 228 | 1.97% |
| Ade Oluborode | 160 | 1.38% |
| Eoin Barry | 149 | 1.28% |
| Aubrey McCarthy | 146 | 1.26% |
| Abbas Ali O’Shea | 115 | 0.99% |
| Michael McDermott | 88 | 0.76% |
| Paula Roseingrave | 74 | 0.64% |
| Ryan Alberto Ó Giobiúin | 54 | 0.47% |
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